I Feel The Love

A few examples of how much I am loved:

Kenna: Mom, when I get big, can I wear your clothes?
Me: Sure Sweetheart, but by the time you fit in my clothes you probably won't want to wear them anymore. And actually, by the time you are tall enough you will probably be too skinny to fit in them.
Kenna: I don't want to be skinny. I want to be just a little bit fat like you!

Randy: Mom, you have a big butt.
Me: Well, I have you to thank for that baby.
Randy: Why, was I in your butt instead of your belly when I was a baby?

While laying in bed, Hubby squeaks out a fart.
Me: It sounded like your butt just said goodnight.
Hubby: *another series of farts*
Me: Hey, now it said I love you!
Hubby: That's just me talkin' crap.

I feel like I have to add that I really am not the size of a hippo...Despite what my loving children may insinuate! I am, however, obviously insane, proven by the fact that I hear loving words in the reverberation of my husbands farts.